Tuesday, August 14, 2007

Don't tailgate..you might not get married...

For the reading pleasure of my single, unattached friends...

10 things a singleton does not appreciate.

1) Time for friends:
Face it lar..you're friends take a back seat to that special someone, it happens.

2) Time for yourself:
Time spent shopping will be halved, as the other half, would rather do something else.

3)The freedom to drop everything and go...where the wind blows..:
Unless other half wants to drop everything as well, which in most cases, unlikely.

4)Making plans for yourself:
Have to include the other person also mah..correct right?

5)Flirting shamelessly with everyone :
When you're single, nothing to lose, right? Why not? When you're attached..not such a good idea.

6)Party like there's no tomorrow :
Unless other half is a party animal as well. Gets more complicated when kids are involved..or parents for that matter. Your gf's parents might not appreciate you bringing home their daughter at all odd hours of the night.

7) Deal with difficult questions:
Like, when is your big day? When are you two tying the knot? When will we see mini versions of you? But then, singletons also get this annoying question. But you can reply..I haven't found the right one..easy. Couple's can't.

8) Worry about the future:
As in saving money to get married. Hey, weddings aren't cheap, ok? Plus you have to think about buying a place to live and all sorts of other financial troubles. Kids aren't cheap either you know..and there's the worry about how to feed,clothe and educate the fellas...it's like a 20 plus year worry.

9) Share space with another person:
It's not easy living with another person, especially if you're the territorial type. Or if the other half is..

10) Deal with "eccentricities" of other half:
You know, the farts, the nose digging, the toilet seat up...etc.

But for the record...am currently not missing single life that much..heh.

2 comments:

karynn said...

i kinda miss #5. Really hate #7 and #8. But i still like my life of attached-dom. Well, i guess we can't have it all ;)

SC said...

Hehehe...ye lor...