How to increase blog readership

BH's how to:

1) Add more labels in post
2) Have site feeds
3) Add as many pings as you can, like Projet Petaling Street
4) Write about food

Here's my how to:

Write ccriticism controversial opinion on superstar popular gym instructor.

Guaranteed increase in readership. However, terms and conditions* apply...


*Terms and conditions
-Instructor mentioned must have enough star power
-Blogger must not remove comment link

Shades...if I slam you, you think more people will read my blog ah?